We're facebook friends in real life
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The air was thick with penises
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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