what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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