Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
