it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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