So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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