You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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