bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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