chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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