yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
COCAINE IS GR8
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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