he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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