I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
