Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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