Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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