I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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