I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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