Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize