Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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