i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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