He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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