you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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