I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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