i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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