i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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