i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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