where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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