You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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