I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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