yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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