woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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