You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
