i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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