drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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