no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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