Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I supernannyed him into submission
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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