That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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