I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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