before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
