It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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