why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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