Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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