Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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