Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize