OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I understand Curling. That high.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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