Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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