But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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