Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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