You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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