my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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