My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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