Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My feet surprised me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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