how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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