whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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