Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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